Hello? Anyone there?

So, this whole blogging thing. How do you get people to read it? I mean, I enjoy talking about myself enough, that the fact that no one is reading it really doesn't phase me, but I would like to know that there is at least one person out there that doesn't think I'm totally crazy. I don't want anyone I know in real life to read it, at least, not knowing that this is me. So I don't wanna go advertising it on facebook or anything, but I don't know how else to get people to notice that I'm on here. Oh well, I guess this can just act as my online diary if nothing else. Hey, that's not a bad idea. Dear Diary...