So, I've been looking for a hobby for a while, and have had no luck coming up with anything remotely productive. I realized that it was a lost cause to try to find something to do that was 1) free, 2) wouldn't take too much time (not that I'm incredibly busy, just have a short attention span), and 3) that didn't require much (OK, any) energy spent in order to partake in said activity. I spend a lot of time on Facebook (not as much as some people, but usually at least an hour a day), and I love to talk about myself (don't read that I love myself, just that I like to talk about me. It's usually to criticize and/or belittle myself), so it just made sense that I should start blogging!
Once I came to that decision, then came the dilemma of what to blog about. My life is in no way important, interesting, inspiring, or even vaguely fun to read about. So you see my dilemma. Basically I'm a lazy, self-loathing, overweight (obese if you want to get technical), woman who enjoys bitching about how stupid everyone else on this planet is. But I do have a few redeeming qualities. I'm funny (at least to my sister), outgoing, smart, and would have a great sense of fashion if I had the body to put the clothes on.
So, I guess you're wondering what my decision was. Well, truth be told I still don't have a total direction just yet, but I'm a work in progress, so isn't it only fitting that a blog about me would be as well?
Like I said, I love to bitch about the stupidity of others, so I think I'll start there. Mix that with a little self hate and fatty bitching, and I think we've got a winning combo on our hands! I usually have a at least one story per day about how someone did something really moronic that annoyed the living piss out of me (BTW, I have the mouth of a sailor, especially if I really get worked up about something, so watch out!), and how something completely benign made me feel "fatter than ever!". Even though today's incident is escaping me at the moment. That's just because it's late and I'm tired.
I think I'll call it a night, and just leave this as an introduction. A little sneak peak into the world that I call home. A little appetizer, if you will, to lead off a meal of many courses. (There will also be a lot of references that involve food. I didn't get to obese without having a love affair with the stuff.) If anyone decides to read this, I'll be ecstatic. And if you actually get something out of anything I say, even if it's just to say "I hate it when people do that too!!", or "I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that my ass grows in my sleep!", then I will know that this was the right choice of hobby. And if no one reads this, I guess it's still a good time killer. So win-win, right?
Good night all, and I'll leave you with a final thought: "Intelligent people of the world need to unite. We need to take in upon ourselves to figure out a way to keep the ass hats of the world from breeding. It's a global epidemic that must be stopped. So if anyone has any ideas about how we can go about accomplishing this, please feel free to post." And, "if you're hungry and you know it, eat some cheese..."
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